Sunday, July 5, 2015
In case you have wondered where we are, we haven’t died of dysentery and we haven’t been scalped
and left for dead. We have been pouring tons of concrete, one bucket at a time…but that’s a different
Once we arrived in Erwin, TN we spent some transition time staying with Shane’s mom, Lyn. We
made an additional trip to our house in Knoxville, TN to drop off items in storage before setting up
“Base Camp”. “Base Camp” is located behind Shane’s brother’s workshop under a lean-to shed. After setting the tent and kitchen up we headed up to see the “Mud Hut”, a structure I had had only seen pictures of. For the record, I knew the “Hut” was in rough shape and had been sinking; I was not prepared for how crooked and unstable it actually was. One of the columns had sunk about 12” into the ground and the entire “building” was leaning about 20 degrees to the west.
But, we have amazing friends we know who could help us straighten and stabilize the structure we would be calling our home, and they were already planning to come over for a weekend. When Crockett and Elizabeth arrived the boys, Crockett, Shane, and Shane’s brother Aaron, (AKA “Rod”) stared ciphering and pondering on how best to stabilize the “Hut”while Elizabeth and I watched from the sidelines talking and tending to the dogs.
At this point Shane would be better able to recount what happened next.
So, dynamite probably would have been the best option, but we decided to press on with stabilization. With Crockett in the lead, we decided to “come-along” the columns to a tree and pull them back to “vertical” while temporarily shoring and cross bracing with 2x6’s. We then cut scrap 4x4’s as more permanent cross bracing and secured the columns in place with crazy long heavy timber screws. One column had sunk 10-12 inches
but somehow miraculously was left long when built, so rather than splicing the column and pouring a new footing, we jacked the beam up and cribbed it with 2 4x4 chunks 10 inches long. Ok, so it looks like hell, but the building is standing up now. I promise I wasn’t terrified for a split second that the leaky10 ton bottle jack would fail and drop a ramshackle pile of trees on my head. Not for ONE second.
Next for the gaping holes in the roof. Who knew you could carry a 40’ extension ladder on a 4 wheeler? We got the ladder up the hill and our gunslinger monkeyed his way up onto the sketchy-ass roof and tied the two ladder sections together at the peak making a walk-board for each side. Two pints of blood, a tube of silicone caulk and three scrap tin roof panels later, all of the holes were patched. AND Crockett got this done by 11 am Sunday morning!!!!!!!
We deserved a treat, and planned to head to Watauga Lake for a picnic. After a PBR and a snack at base camp, we decided to avoid the yahoos at the lake and eat boiled peanuts and shoot beer cans with a red rider bb gun; For HOURS. Its pretty awesome being 12.